Humor misc.

Humor (miscellaneous)

I couldn't resist ! There's just too much !!

First of all, one of my all time favorites, so representative of the job on a daily basis :

- What's the difference between an audio engineer and a toilet bowl ?
- The toilet bowl only has to take shit from one ass hole at a time.

Now, a technique I developped to find in which damn pocket I've put my keys (car keys, house keys... you name it). Works every time !!!

- Get a whole bunch of bags out of your car trunk - for example. If possible, these bags should be of the plastic type, the one that cuts your fingers to the bone after you've spent minutes gathering all the hoops into one.

- Grab all the bags in one hand, so you can later on easily manipulate the keys you're looking for with the other hand.

- Your keys are invariably in a pocket on the same side as the hand holding the bags ! And if you have several pockets on that side, they'll be in the one that's least accessible with the other hand.

Thanks Phil for this invaluable tip for living a better life

And now, a few pictures :

Found it on the net. Don't know the author.

It's called : The man / the woman

Also found on the net : it's called "shit on a stick".

by a guy called Fletch er, 1996

It's definitely an ADAT on the bottom, but I can't figure out if it's one of those Spirit Folios or Miniature Mackies on top...

-	Get a whole bunch of bags out of your car trunk - for example. If possible, these bags should be of the plastic type, the one that cuts your fingers to the bone after you've spent minutes gathering all the hoops into one.
-	Grab all the bags in one hand, so you can later on easily manipulate the keys you're looking for with the other hand.
-	Your keys are invariably in a pocket on the same side as the hand holding the bags ! And if you have several pockets on that side, they'll be in the one that's least accessible with the other hand.
Thanks Phil for this invaluable tip for living a better life

Humor (miscellaneous)